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me: time for bed
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stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
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brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
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muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
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skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
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ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
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eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
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mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
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body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
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me: ok
ibkids:
You procrastinate by studying for the courses you actually enjoy
allinhowyou-carry:
If the majority of humans were IB students, I wonder how long it’d take for evolution to make us not need sleep.
dj-bsnow:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
im-br-0k-en:
☯B&W☯
rlly because last night i made a note to myself about whether “talken” should be a word or not so idk
(Source: incked)
simple-silly-poems:
pyrop:
sambmyers:
While I agree with your message, an apostrophe, capital i, and the letters “yo” probably would not have been that much more work to add.
F
vvierd:
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
no actually your first email address password
“mommy1”
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
fasterfood:
high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”