*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
“Gertrude?? More like Gert-RUDE for marrying my murderous uncle right after he killed my dad”
Hamlet, at some point probably (via thegrapesofangst
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
hello everyone my roommate is out to get me and all i want to do is have a single room but apparently the RD doesn’t let people have singles, only double singles (which basically means you can’t have a single room, you can only pay extra and get a big room to yourself) but it’s okay because i am scarf girl and i will get my way
(have no fear)
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose