“For I will not be like the trees, always rooted to one spot, but like the wind and water, constant in change.”
-Simon Rodriguez
-------------------This is me, only a little edited.


*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

Oct 21st at 7PM / via: partnerinrhyme / op: jugwine / reblog / 23,939 notes

“Gertrude?? More like Gert-RUDE for marrying my murderous uncle right after he killed my dad”

Hamlet, at some point probably (via thegrapesofangst)
Oct 21st at 5PM / via: thegrapesofangst / op: thegrapesofangst / reblog / 2,681 notes

(Source: sandandglass)

Oct 21st at 11AM / via: aboveandivonne / op: sandandglass / reblog / 259,130 notes








hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks

(Source: financialshade)

Oct 21st at 5AM / via: engineerwithaworriedmind / op: financialshade / reblog / 316,916 notes


I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

hello everyone my roommate is out to get me and all i want to do is have a single room but apparently the RD doesn’t let people have singles, only double singles (which basically means you can’t have a single room, you can only pay extra and get a big room to yourself) but it’s okay because i am scarf girl and i will get my way

(have no fear)

Oct 20th at 9PM / reblog / 1 note

thanks girl sounds good


thanks girl sounds good

Oct 20th at 9PM / via: doragriggins / op: doragriggins / reblog / 5 notes

its-a me twerkio


(Source: koppaiprincess)

Oct 20th at 5PM / via: ruinedchildhood / op: koppaiprincess / reblog / 404,793 notes



People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.


Oct 20th at 11AM / via: mollyhooperscat / op: cybercitrus / reblog / 244,967 notes


one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders)

Oct 20th at 5AM / via: cynical-realism / op: dogshoulders / reblog / 256,921 notes


is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

Oct 19th at 5PM / via: suicideisjustthebeginningg / op: troyesivan / reblog / 538,438 notes


in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose

Oct 19th at 5AM / via: ugly / op: petcanadian / reblog / 70,805 notes



my mom says hey


Oct 18th at 5PM / via: aboveandivonne / op: elevensleeps / reblog / 366,874 notes
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